Title: Super Junior Gets Trapped on a Desert Island pt 1
pairing(s); Hanchul,kangteuk,Qmi,yewook,Shimin amongst many ;)
notes: Heechul picks the wrong boat...
a/n: timeline is abit skewed since Kangin’s not officially in the picture yet and Han Geng’s lawsuit is still going on…first fic, and first post so please excuse me if i post this wrong or something =\
Everyone knew that Heechul picked the wrong boat-except only KangIn told him so. After all, getting suspended from Super Junior’s activities was nothing compared to getting into a shipwreck on the way to the Phillipines by boat. The only good thing was that the managers had gone by plane, so at least THEY could tell that 15 boys went missing on the day of the concert.
“Well, lord love a duck,” Kang kicks the wooden boat and spits in the sand. “Of all the boats to pick, you had to pick the one with the most holes!”
“It was the prettiest on!” said Heechul defensively, giving the rainbow dragon boat a loving pat. “Don’t judge a boat by it’s color!”
“You mean don’t judge a book by its cover?” piped in Henry in much better English. The cheerful Canadian was on the other side of the island, namely a few hundred feet away where he and the rest of Super Junior M were collecting firewood.
Han Kyung whacks him over the head with a pile of wet leaves before chattering away in rapid Chinese and dragging the boy back by the ear to gather more wood.
“Anyways,” continued Heechul as if there hadn’t been an interruption at all, “ I bet none of you would have chosen Fiona.”
“Fiona? You even NAMED it?” Leeteuk exasperatedly lifted his armload of bananas. Heechul stuck his tongue out at the band leader. “So why did you choose Fiona? Other than the fact that she’s pretty and full of holes, I mean.”
“That’s what she said, ”mutters Kyuhyun softly, passing Zhou Mi a large fern leaf.
“I heard that,”snaps Heechul. But before he could answer Leeteuk, a excited screech came from the other side of the island.
Sungmin was perched excitedly at the top of tree. “Look guys!” he yelled gleefully, looking remarkably happy for a shipwrecked guy. “Coconuts!!” He karate chops and all 3 fall to the base of the tree.
“Sweet…” Siwon picks one up and turns it around in his had.
“Uh…how are you supposed to open that thing?” Yesung steps forward and picks up another; Ryeowook grabs another.
“Were you expecting a pull tab or a can opener?” says Shindong sarcastically. He knows he shouldn’t have refuses this disgusting ramen noodles. It was the only food stocked up on the ship.
“Um,” says Ryeowook. “ Maybe we can open them on those rocks over there.”
“The entire group looks over to the next cove- and were greeted with the beautiful site of a ragged cliff that ended with dozens of pointy sharp rocks in the water.
“Whoa,” squeaks Eunhyuk. “Thank god we didn’t crash into that.”
“Amen,” agrees Siwon. He turns to face the cliff and then with the agility of the athlete that he is, flings it at the cliff.
Cheers broke out as the coconut broke into a jillion pieces. The group woked gingerly around the rocks and gathered most of what they could.
“Aish, should this be cooked?” Donghae poked at his piece wearily while everyone else bit into the white meat greedily without a second thought. Several pairs of eyes landed on Han Kyung and Ryeowook.
“Um, I only know how to cook food from the mainland China,” the man says meekly while Henry and Zhou Mi nod vigorously.
“I don’t know either,” squeaks Ryeowook, shoving pieces into his mouth.
“Should we save some for Kibum?” Kyuhyun asks.
“Nah, we’ll smash another one of them,” Zhou Mi puts in, offering a piece to the latter.
“Where is Kibum anyways?” Heechul puffs, lugging precious Fiona in a tow before accepting a coconut piece from Han Kyung.
“Passed out over there,” says Leeteuk and KangIn simoutaneously. And sure enough, the actor was spread on his back in the sand where they had washed ashore.
“Oh my god, Kibum was on the boat?” Eunhyuk almost chokes; Shindong pounds him on the back. “How is this possible?”
“Murphy’s law,”says Shindong moodily. “If anything can go wrong, it will…or something like that.”
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- Super Junior gets trapped on a desert island pt 1